Please, for the love of God, can I just get one mouthful of this in my face? It had been shaping up to be a really nice weekday brunch: bacon, toast, omelet made with Parmesan cheese and garlicky sautéed veggies left over...
View MoreHow about on the coffee table? "No, it's glass, too." I rarely have a good sense of the caller's location, their surroundings. Bed, chair, in the bathroom leaning over the sink...
View MoreASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
View MoreI bet your dick is getting as hard as the steel toe in a cop's boot, isn't it? "He likes to talk about young girls, and he wants you to tell him that he's a bad man." That's all the dispatcher gave me....
View MoreASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
View MoreYou know what they say: clean toilet, dirty mind...
View MoreThere is a certain amount of back-and-forth questioning that occurs in the better phone sex calls, and by "better", I mean calls that are being done by people who know what they are doing, on both sides. These callers know what they want, even if...
View MoreASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
View MoreNow, I don't want any of your backtalk. When I tell you to bend over, you bend over...
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