All the options are seriously neck-to-neck right now, with uncomfortable seats. A friend of mine made the diagnosis today, as I was describing a recent phone session in which I ended up lecturing one of my regulars about his trans-fetishizing bullshit. He...
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This still from the 1998 documentary The Humiliated oddly captures exactly the emotions my poor mother-persona is supposed to be feeling during this call. He's looking for a woman who is "older and nasty". (I think that I'm currently the queen of...
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You've gotta be able to find your way through _quickly_...
View MoreA female Fringer who does everything to advance in her career is probably fucked any way you slice it. I’m working on a survey. Well, it’s more like puttering. I'm puttering on a survey. I snagged some interview questions from a survey...
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This is a picture of someone who knows exactly where she keeps her precious supply of fucks, and how many she has to give. I was thinking about doing this year-end round-up, but dreaded having to sift through the stats. Then Wordpress...
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Uncanny Valley, self-made, based on image by Masahiro Mori and Karl MacDorman at http://www.androidscience.com/theuncannyvalley/proceedings2005/uncannyvalley.html Yesterday, in the middle of what would turn out to be a 90-minute session with Extreme Top, in a pause after a mutual verbal reenactment of one of...
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You can't go far on a road like this, but it felt like a fucking MARATHON. When I was a young teenager, maybe 14 or 15 years old, the winter holidays started becoming particularly explosive around my family's house. I had fully...
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Set it free. There are no fences in here, and it might come back with friends! He told me he had finally done it, what I had mocked him as a chicken-shit about for months. He had gone out and done it,...
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Can I have the A-1 sauce and a side of mother love, please? I give the client whatever they want to set the mood, which is why I sometimes have found myself describing settings where, in fact, I've never been: a dimly...
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