SMUT STAND REPORT: May 1, 2015 (London)
My view from the Smut Stand...
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View MoreOh, my god. Last weekend. So much grunting and sweating and shifting and thrusting. And that was just moving my baggage around! I've got two more signs to attach to a pair of ropes and sling over the top like a pair...
View MoreIn February, I had my first threesome. In March, I slept with a woman for the first time. In April, my partner and I bought a strap-on. Ideas for May...
View MoreThe best sex I had with an ex (who's the best sex partner I've had) was right after we decided to break up. Something about knowing it was the last time, at least in a long time, made both of us super raw. I'm still...
View MoreIt's a thing. Apparently. So, in other tour-related news, I've been invited to do a presentation on "The Psychology of Phone Sex" at a science fair in the UK. A one-hour session, mid-May. No pay, just visibility, but that's fine with me....
View MoreWould it be easier if I sung it to them? It started up again about a month ago, when my boss seemed to have resigned herself to the fact that, once again, I was going on tour. She started getting on me...
View MorePigs actually roll around in mud, not shit, and it's just to stay cool. I think I might be maligning pigs too much...
View MoreI don't do my nails or crossword puzzles. That seems like a tricky combination. Illustration posted with permission, (c) Les Toil The images of phone sex out in the world still annoy me. You know, the ones that linger out there from...
View MoreThis post was inspired in part by a session by Sarah Stevens that I attended at CatalystCon East, and in part by talking with Sarah afterward in the hotel lobby. I fucking love hotel lobby convos! "We have a very nice selection...
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