He's not a regular, in that he never requests me. I don't recognize his name, either. But when the dispatcher gives me his number, I remember exactly what he wants: eight inches of fully functioning "she-male" cock. The fade is a little...
View MoreASK A PHONE WHORE is going to be a new, semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! I encourage you to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed...
View MoreHe's an ass man, but he wants a particular kind of ass: mother-daughter ass, to be precise. And not just any kind of mother-daughter ass, but particularly mother-pre-teen-daughter ass, and one that is particularly willing. He wants to know that the prospect of me getting...
View MoreI don't know exactly why this is. I don't know why any of the things I notice in the "Quantifying Phone Sex" infographic series are correlated. In this case, though, gravity is playing a part in it. If a guy is into big tits, he...
View MoreOften, when I tell someone new that I'm a phone sex operator, they say, "Oh! How long did you do that?" Notice the the use of past tense. The assumption is, of course, that my time in phone sex was in the past, that I...
View MoreI had a caller who liked to talk about how far he shot his load; he claimed his record was 15 feet, which he knew was accurate because (he said) he stood in the same place every time and marked the distances with masking tape. Of...
View MoreFace to face with his ideal, George thought maybe he would be better off starting with that skinny little strap-on from Good Vibes. I have a statistic that I sometimes use in my stand-up routines, that 30 to 40 percent of my...
View MoreMy director showed me the first draft of the Phone Whore screenplay this week. Since I know nothing about exterior shots and zooms and cuts, we decided that the best way to adapt the original script is to have him get in and make the...
View MoreJust a splash of red paint, and this doll would capture the feel of it...
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