I groaned when she gave me his name and number. I don’t know what to do for this guy, I said. “Don’t ask him any questions,†said the dispatcher. “Just go straight into a story, something basic, a blow-job or girl-on-top.†My own sparse notes about him...
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Even turning a key isn't always as quick as you think. You always have to jiggle some little bit...
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Which means this ain't rigor mortis. I started writing about Terrible Sex Tips because I don’t understand them, and I hoped that maybe in the research, I could begin to tease some meaning out of them. But for every TST article I...
View MoreThis call hasn’t happened yet, but it will, unless my boss was right and the company can’t survive without me for longer than 24 hours. I think she’s wrong. I have plenty of empirical evidence that the company can in fact survive without me for...
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I have been all around the world! For certain values of "all"...
View MoreLast night was the opening night of the showcase run of nerdfucker; not the premiere, but the preview, where my director and I get to see what it feels like doing the play for an actual audience in an actual theatre space, as opposed to...
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