Yeah, baby, I invented candles while fucking, too. Hot, huh? Maybe I'm just cranky from being on tour, or perhaps I am missing a proper good roistering ("she just needs to get laid" is occasionally true), but sexually speaking, I've been inside...
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Remember, sweetie, they CAN'T SEE YOU. You can blush or roll your eyes AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. I don't even know where she lives. All I know is that she's in the States and friended me up on Facebook in spring...
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WHY do I always look constipated while I'm typing? I need to work on that look...
View More"It is a mesmerising performance and it is possible to be so impressed by the technique the truly disturbing subject matter could be overlooked." Read the rest here!...
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"You can't tell, but both of these buff men are on a platform...
View MoreWHEN: 6 hours (4-10pm), July 18, 2015. WHERE: On Thomas Street near Kelvin Street (across from Cane&Grain bar), the Northern Quarter, Manchester, UK. OUTPUT: two pieces of microsmut and three full-length pieces, including one soft-core early morning fuck against the dresser and a hardcore camping...
View MoreWHEN: 4.5 hours (3:30-8pm), July 17, 2015. WHERE: On Thomas Street near Kelvin Street (across from Cane&Grain bar), the Northern Quarter, Manchester, UK. OUTPUT: two pieces of microsmut and two full-length pieces. I set up too damn early, for starters. The shop fittings store that I...
View MoreWHEN: 3.5 hours (7-10:30pm), July 16, 2015. WHERE: On Thomas Street near Kelvin Street (across from Cane&Grain bar), the Northern Quarter, Manchester, UK. OUTPUT: two pieces of microsmut, three full-length pieces, and a photo op from a fellow American, a lovely gray-haired lady from New...
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Obviously, for literal shit your cleaning supplies would be different...
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Day 27: The rare Blended Orgasm continues to elude me. What am I doing wrong? I try to be conscious about using "should" in my conversation, e.g. "you should really take better care of yourself…" Sentences like that are deliberately vague about...
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